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Tom and Pat take on the longest running film series in horror history. Multiple houses, all over the country, all tied back to a central premise - franchises are easy cash. Guaranteed the episodes are shorter than watching them all yourself!
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Wednesday May 03, 2023
Wednesday May 03, 2023
We're divided like a carved turkey! We get steamed as Brussells sprouts! We something sauerkraut, but mostly we disagree on another holiday themed entry in the series. When will someone do Arbor Day?
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
A shorter movie than usual, and a shorter episode to go with it. Beforehand we discuss Christmas in horror films, as well as some other violent holiday films that aren't technically horror but have a much higher body count.
Wednesday Apr 05, 2023
Wednesday Apr 05, 2023
It's amazing it's taken this franchise so long to get to where most franchises will wind up sooner or later: SPACE! And it's not a found item episode, it's the actual house! Ripped from the headlines!
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
What happens when someone needs to see the manager of a franchise, but it turns out THERE ISN'T ONE?!? Nothing sounds more fun than an Amityville version of the worst part of working retail! We are broken.
Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
Tom and Pat try and recreate one of two lost episodes from their notes rather than rewatching them. This one was filmed during quarantine as far as we can tell, part montage, part exquisite corpse, mostly just a loose thread that fills two hours. Probably not a great "jumping on point" episode, more "previously on: our broken souls".
Wednesday Jan 25, 2023
Wednesday Jan 25, 2023
Not to be confused with... It's the Netflix one. It's also the last one for now, and so the end of season two! Next we'll go back to season one for a little while, since in the time it took for our trip to Texas (where our gear was stolen @#$%) they've put out roughly a half dozen more Amityville movies (or we found ones that hadn't previously shown up in our research).
Wednesday Jan 18, 2023
Wednesday Jan 18, 2023
Not to be confused with the other Leatherface, but at least not a variation of Chain Massacre Saw Texas. This is a prequel, but not tied to the other previous prequels except maybe? I'm beginning to think maybe this series needs to go to space, New York, or Dinosaur Island.
Wednesday Jan 11, 2023
Wednesday Jan 11, 2023
We're back! Sorry for the gap. There was an incident and we lost our gear and some episodes, had to replace all of the above amid the holidays, and may ourselves now be personally cursed by the Amityville house. We're past most of the hurdles, recording, and editing again.
This week we check in on Leatherface during that anti-piracy measure they could upsell people on, 3D! But we didn't watch it in 3D, because that trend just didn't actually trend. Enjoy!
Wednesday Oct 19, 2022
Wednesday Oct 19, 2022
Before there was the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, there was... a Texas chainsaw massacre. Questions are answered, and not the ones you think! Or care about! Prequels are an evergreen way to bring back dead characters, tension be damned! Anyway we see how the sausage is made, back when these butchers actually made sausage.
Wednesday Oct 12, 2022
Wednesday Oct 12, 2022
After another hearty gap, Platinum Dunes got some pretty people and gimmicky filters together for this CW style retelling of the original. We have many thoughts. This is one of those episodes longer than the movie. So many thoughts.