Episodes
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
31 - The Amityville Vampire (5/24/2021)
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
A bit of a long episode, longer than the movie. We're starting to break. I can feel it. Tired. Angry. Resentful. But the end (for now) is in sight. We can do this.
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
30 - Amityville Poltergeist (5/18/2021)
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
Wait, an Amityville movie with a ghost? Is there also a house? We F'ed around so you can find out!
Wednesday May 25, 2022
29 - The Amityville Harvest (10/8/20)
Wednesday May 25, 2022
Wednesday May 25, 2022
Is it a cult? Children of the Corn? Something else? We went into this one pretty blind, not a lot of info available when we recorded this episode. And now so can you! This plus other bonus topics as we distract ourselves like usual.
Wednesday May 18, 2022
28- The Witches of Amityville Academy (10/2/2020)
Wednesday May 18, 2022
Wednesday May 18, 2022
In the tradition of The Craft, Eastwick, and or The Worst, and or Police, Vice, Ski, and Bikini, there's finally a Witching school in the series. It was inevitable. The first movie was based on a book, and witch schools are the Amityville of young adult fiction. Sometimes entertaining, rarely great, usually debatably professional in quality, but easy to sell enough to keep going.
Wednesday May 11, 2022
27 - The Amityville Vibrator (6/6/2020)
Wednesday May 11, 2022
Wednesday May 11, 2022
Content warning. The title may be a hint. We underestimated and overestimated what we were in for. They go for it, and we're in for it. But the discussion is frank if that's a concern.
Wednesday May 04, 2022
26 - Amityville Island (3/17/2020)
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Wednesday May 04, 2022
The return of our podcast, AND the of Mark Polonia, who is never short on ideas! This was one we'd been excited about back at the beginning for a few reasons. One, it was at the very end of our journey, the latest one to come out. How many more could they make? Well, we're looking at a minimum of 16 more, so that was on us and our stupid optimism. The other draw was the shark on the cover. A possessed shark movie? Hell yeah! Does out optimism fail us again? Find out!
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
25 - The Amityville Murders (10/9/2018)
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
The last Amityville to be released before COVID-19, so also the last episode in a perfect streak while Pat and Tom catch up from both getting COVID-19. In our defense, Omicron sounds like a cool Transformer, and we're both collectors. This one is also a quasi-remake of Amityville II: The Possession, and from the writer of Halloween 666: The Curse of Michael Myers, here also directing. We'll be back in a few weeks, with at least 12 more of these already released. Sharks, werewolves, personal massagers... it's going to be a weird ride.
Wednesday Feb 09, 2022
24 - Amityville: Mt. Misery Road (5/31/2018)
Wednesday Feb 09, 2022
Wednesday Feb 09, 2022
A home movie version of a horror film. Does that mean it's a found footage movie? Not exactly. Actually we're not sure how to classify this. In the pre-movie segment we talk about other one-time film makers, then as usual distract ourselves.
Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
23 - Amityville: The Awakening (10/28/2017)
Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
Tom and Pat discuss all sorts of things, and occasionally touch on the movie. This is a studio one with some decent names in it.
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
22 - Against the Night AKA Amityville Prison (9/15/2017)
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Once again a film was retitled in some releases, so we have to lock ourselves up with another independent production. Before the film we discuss "Oh him!" and "Hey that guy!" actors.